Under the guidance of the Outreach Committee, St. Matthias continued our annual fundraiser to support South Lake Boys & Girls Club Summer Camp Scholarships. Through the generous support of our members, we were able to make a contribution of $5,200 to help with scholarships for 2021.
We are humbled to be featured in the local South Lake Tablet in acknowledgement of our efforts.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
(We love this joke because it never grows old.)
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
What does a house wear?
Address!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants.
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the right koala-fications.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Wishing you all a day full of happiness and laughter!
“O Father, please help me to find rest within your happiness. Make my smile linger upon my lips as I think back to an amazing memory of a sunlit place. Help me to awaken each morning with hope for everything that the world has to offer. Guide me so that I can discover life in all of its infinite varieties. Help me to discover the joy in each day and the beauty of your creation. As I go through each day, help me to touch each soul I encounter, and be thankful for every person in my life. Amen.”
“May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way. May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that’s always blue. And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.”
Source: https://www.happierhuman.com/happiness-prayer/